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Don't Drink & Drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink |
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I gave up drinking, smoking and sex, it was the worst 15 minutes of my life |
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Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the children in touch |
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If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart |
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog |
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How's my driving, dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT |
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most |
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Answer my prayers, steal this car |
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Clear the road, I'm Sixteen |
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Things get better with age ... I'm approaching magificent! |
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